French fry seasoning is based on your zodiac sign

Leo is the Boardwalk fry of the zodiac because it is built for enjoyment and is synonymous with summer.

LEO - Boardwalk fries

Leo is the McDonald's of the zodiac, and while they adore popularity contests, their true spirit is more akin to the Boardwalk fry than the mass-produced potato.

VIRGO - Crinkle cut fries

The potato equivalent of having your snout in the air is crinkle-cut fries.

Constantly pursuing productivity and the ghost ship of perfection Virgo is the potato chips of the zodiac.

LIBRA - Pommes soufflées

Libras are naturally attracted to the beautiful, symmetrical, expensive, and exquisite, even and particularly when it is financially or otherwise out of reach. e.

A Libra I know chose to purchase a sheepskin accent rug rather than pay their phone bill on time.

Varieties and typically requires a second fried to achieve optimal exterior crunch and fluffy interior.

SCORPIO - Steak fries

Despite their reluctance, they all harbor a tender spot begging for love, acceptance, and aioli.

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